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Apple: “It folds.” My bank account: “So do I.”
An unofficial naming intervention
Dear Apple,
it’s iFold.
“iPhone Duo” sounds like a couples plan. The internet found the name hiding in plain sight.
NO
DUH.
DUH.
FOLD
THE
VOTE
THE
VOTE
the name was
right there!!!
right there!!!
01 / THE RECEIPTS
Meanwhile,
on the timeline…
Original remixes of recurring X jokes. Each card opens a live public search, because the discourse never sleeps.
NAME.EXE
404
iFold not found?
iFold not found?
Calling it Duo when iFold was sitting right there is a software bug.
BOOK
MARK
MARK
The crease is not a flaw. It is the world’s most expensive bookmark.
COMMUNITY DROPBOX
Found a better fold joke?
Paste the direct X post link. We save the link—not a copy of the tweet—and add it to the public showcase.
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02 / DEMOCRACY, SORT OF
Settle the
folding matter.
One device. Two names. One of them has a joke built in.
YOUR MOVE,
CUPERTINO
CUPERTINO
Officially unofficial ballot0 votes
Apple probably has a naming team.